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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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That police helicopter's
been flying pretty low.
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That's because they know what I did.
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What'd you do?
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I took some extra packets
of hot sauce from Taco Town.
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I an, two, sure. Three, maybe, but four?
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What kind of sicko am I?
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It's not you, Jerry.
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A prisoner busted out of the
Seaford Correctional Facility.
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They've been looking
for him all morning.
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[Sighs]
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That's a relief.
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I'm gonna get some more hot sauce.
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Guys guys guys.
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You see that dude over there?
He's wearing orange pants.
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You know what that means?
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It means he's secure
in who he is as a man.
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I mean, orange after Labor
Day? That's just bold.
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No. He means that's the escaped
convict they're looking for.
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I'm going to subtly let that
helicopter know he's over there.
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Hey, helicopter man!
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He's over there!
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Don't you dare move, Mister.
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Don't you move!
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[Grunts]
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Aah!
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[Whimpering]
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Okay. The show's over. Remain
calm, people. We got him.
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You're lucky you didn't
have to deal with me.
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Because then you would have
met Laverne and Shirley!
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- Ah!
- Mommy!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Kickin' it with you.
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Guys, we've been on the news all day.
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They used surveillance footage
from the Mall Security Camera.
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I kicked butt, and looked
good while doing it.
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You know, Kim, in the
interview with the reporter,
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you kind of made it sound like
you took the guy down by yourself.
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[Scoffs] What makes you say that?
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Because you said, and I quote,
"I took the guy down by myself".
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You guys aren't the
only ones on the news.
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Yeah, on Spanish TV, they
mentioned me, Eddie, and Milton.
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They called us "Los tres
gusanos sin espinas".
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Wow. What does that mean?
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Three spineless worms.
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There they are. Guys, look who's here.
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I don't believe it, it's Dolph Gruber!
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I've seen all your movies.
You're the best action star ever.
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[Austrian accent] Aw, you're too kind.
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I saw you on the news last night.
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What you do is incredible.
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Hello spineless worms.
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What brings you to our dojo?
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I want you two in my
movie is what I'm wanting.
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I'm directing what will be the
greatest martial arts movie ever.
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An epic battle for survival.
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It's called "The Karate Games".
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Do you lub it?
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Yes, I lub it.
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But Dolph, we're not actors.
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That's why you're perfect.
Actors are fake. You are real.
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You're fresh, you're
gutsy, you have great hair.
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- [Chuckles] Thank you.
- I was talking to the boy.
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Ha.
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What do you say, Yak and Kam?
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I could be a star!
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Watch out Hollywood.
Here comes Yak and Kam.
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We shoot the first scene right here.
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This is your underground bunker.
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Oh, cool.
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It's good.
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Your characters are enemies.
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But you're brought together by the
most powerful thing in the Universe.
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A kiss.
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Both: Oh.
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Both: Oh.
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Being seen on the news hiding behind
an old woman is so embarrassing.
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Tell me about it.
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On my way to school, all I heard
was "scaredy pants, scaredy pants".
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I finally said to my father,
"stop the car. I'd rather walk".
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Yo, what's this?
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It's a gift from Mayor Batty.
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"The city of Seaford thanks you
for your act of bravery and valor".
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Oh, dude! That thing is
awesome! I've always wanted one.
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What is it?
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It's a Punchmaster Elite.
The newest karate trainer.
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They don't even sell
these in stores yet.
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Dude. With this thing we're gonna
become fearless fighting machines.
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Man up and punch me!
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Uh... I don't like that
man. Can you change him?
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That was a biker.
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There's Prison Guard, Drill Sergeant...
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Ooh, this might be a good one for us.
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English nanny.
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Be a love.
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Give mumzee a punch?
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All right.
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I got this.
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[Grunts]
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I said hit me!
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Turn it back to biker. Back to biker!
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[Whimpers]
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And...
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Action.
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But I hate you.
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You're from Zone 5.
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You vaporized my father.
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I had to vaporize him.
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He was implanted with the evil
egg and smelled of elderberries.
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Kim: So by killing him,
that means you saved...
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Me?
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No. I saved...
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Us.
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Uh, did someone say cut?
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Yeah, I heard a cut.
Someone definitely said cut.
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Perfect.
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Bring in the stunt
lips for the close-up.
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Right, and...
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Lips and action!
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Yeah, that's right, huh?
Good. Now I need more passion.
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I need more passion! What, are
you kissing your grandmother?
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Come on, put your back into it.
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Dolph: Yes yes! Yeah! Genius!
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Why are you wearing those
night vision goggles?
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Phil's too cheap to replace
the light in his bathroom,
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and I'm tired of losing
that guessing game.
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With Jack and Kim out of town, shouldn't
you guys be hiding behind some old ladies?
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[Laughing]
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Listen, Frank. You don't want
to mess with us anymore, okay?
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Yeah, we've been working
out in a whole new way.
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Our dojo is now the proud
owner of a Punchmaster Elite.
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You hear that guys?
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Looks like we're gonna get
ourselves a Punchmaster Elite.
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You are going to love it! It's not just
a teaching aid, it's a way of life...
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Oh, you're taking ours, aren't you?
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Have it ready for pickup at 6:30.
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[Laughing]
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Hey, I was walking around the
lot and I got turned around.
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All right, we're on.
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[Game show music playing]
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Hi everybody, I'm Wink Palmdale.
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It's time to meet our
next contestant on...
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Audience: Box That Head!
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No no. I'm not a contestant.
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Remember, you're playing for $50,000.
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Let's box this head!
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In this scene, you climb the ladder out the
bunker and emerge in the Hollywood forest.
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That's where the real action begins.
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Uh, actually Dolph, if I may.
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My character's the best hunter from
Zone 9, so I should probably go first.
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- Yeah, okay. Do that.
- Uh, actually.
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Since my character's the strongest fighter,
you should probably be following me.
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- He makes a good point.
- I follow no man!
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- But I'm Malakai, son of...
- Oh, you want to talk about greatness?!
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[Arguing]
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Will someone please get
up the gunterschlagladder?
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All right, so what do we
do now? Where is everybody?
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Yeah. Hey, Dolph?
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What are we supposed to do now?
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You never gave us a
script for this scene.
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Dolph: Because there isn't one.
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Everything from this
point forward is real.
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See, you're not acting in this movie.
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You are living in it.
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What are you saying?
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Dolph: I'm saying...
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Man: Welcome to clown burger.
May I have your order, please?
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Dolph: That wasn't me.
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Whoever's on this channel,
could you please switch?
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I'm trying to make a movie here!
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What I'm saying, Yak and Kam...
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Is I'll be filming your
fight to the very end.
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Fighting? Against who?
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Dolph: The fiercest warriors
who ever walked the Earth.
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Let The Karate Games begin!
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He's kidding, right?
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No, I don't think he is.
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[Grunting]
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- Are you ready?
- Do I have a choice?
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Dolph: You must fight to survive.
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You don't have a choice.
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[Yells]
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[Grunting]
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Kim? Kim?
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Kim: Jack!
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Kim?!
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Kim: Jack!
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Okay, the Dragons are
gonna be here in two hours.
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- Remember the plan.
- Right. I'll get the suitcases.
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I'll get the train tickets.
We can be in Arizona by sunset.
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Guys, wait.
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We can't do this anymore.
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When Frank gets here, he
may rip off our eyebrows...
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Yeah, and?
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Oh, no. I'm just saying that's
probably what he's gonna do.
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Jerry's right.
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It's time to stand up for ourselves.
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I can't go home without eyebrows.
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I'm sorry, guys, but I'm out.
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Dude...
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Will I still be handsome
without eyebrows?
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What do you need to hear, buddy?
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Okay, Rudy.
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One of these boxes will be placed
on your head for 10 seconds.
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Two of these boxes contain pleasant
things, and one, not so pleasant.
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Survive four rounds of boxes, and
you're one question away from $50,000.
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Which box is it gonna be?
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[Exhales]
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Box two, because I really want "to" win.
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[Chuckles]
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Box one...
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Nothing but rose petals.
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Box three, it's just a
couple of cotton balls.
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That would have been nice.
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Box two...
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Oh! 15 angry snapping turtles.
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Wait, what?
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This is going "to" hurt.
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[Chuckles]
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Give it to me, people.
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Audience: Box That Head!
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- [Snapping]
- [Yelps]
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It's got my nose!
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It's got my nose!
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Kim: Jack!
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- Kim, are you okay?
- Yeah, but Jack, be careful.
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I was hung here by
Brazilian tree fighters.
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What's a Brazilian tree fighter?
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[Screeching]
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That's a Brazilian tree fighter.
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[Yelling]
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[Grunts]
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Whoa!
257
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:06,007
I am really starting to hate this movie.
258
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[Screeching]
259
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[Grunting]
260
00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,450
Jack, this is real.
261
00:13:19,451 --> 00:13:21,753
I mean, we got lucky this
time, but what if next time...
262
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,491
Hey, hey. We're gonna be fine, okay?
263
00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,232
Kim, I won't let anything happen to you.
264
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,862
Dolph: Oh, that's touching.
265
00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:32,966
You kids are going to be
big stars, if you survive.
266
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,176
And the only way you'll
do that is if you make it
267
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to the Hollywood sign
for my spectacular ending.
268
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You're going to jail, you freak!
269
00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:44,059
Dolph: I wouldn't worry about me.
270
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,568
I'd just start running to that sign.
271
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:50,388
And if you're looking for
motivation, here it comes.
272
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[Dogs barking]
273
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Get 'em, boys!
274
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Man: There they are! After 'em!
275
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:07,264
The Black Dragons want to
come for the Punchmaster Elite?
276
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,153
Let 'em come!
277
00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:12,770
- Jerry, switch on that zapper.
- Got you.
278
00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,279
[Zapper buzzes]
279
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,034
Oh, hey. Come on in, Frank.
280
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:20,675
[Zapper buzzing]
281
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[Grunts]
282
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You're gonna pay for that.
283
00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:28,888
Okay. There's only two
other ways into the dojo.
284
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The vent, or the
window in Rudy's office.
285
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[Vent clanging]
286
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Time for operation air vent.
287
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[Action music playing]
288
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Aah!
289
00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:57,898
- Oh!
- [Tearing]
290
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Hey, Frank!
291
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[Grunts]
292
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,162
Aah!
293
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,566
- Woo!
- Yes!
294
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:22,467
That's it. You guys are history.
295
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,877
You guys are just sick!
296
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- [Zapper buzzing]
- Aah!
297
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I just want to go home.
298
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,634
You came back!
299
00:15:44,635 --> 00:15:48,794
Yeah. Whether we're worms or
warriors, we stick together.
300
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:52,095
And we protect our dojo.
301
00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:54,660
I guess we're pretty brave after all.
302
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,553
I said hit me!
303
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[Screaming]
304
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[Zapper buzzing]
305
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Audience: Box That Head!
306
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Rudy, you've survived
snapping turtles...
307
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Hot coals, and a venomous snake.
308
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:14,278
Now choose your final box.
309
00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:16,202
Okay, uh...
310
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I choose one.
311
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,891
Wait, no no no. Two!
312
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,869
Two! All the bad ones have been two.
313
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,455
They wouldn't do that again.
314
00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,428
Two, Wink! I outsmarted you!
315
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:28,229
Ha!
316
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,611
Box one.
317
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:34,688
A couple of marshmallows. Hmm.
318
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,446
Box three...
319
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,068
[Gasps]
320
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:42,149
Warm towels fresh out of the dryer.
321
00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:44,394
You know what that means?
322
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:47,445
I do know what that means.
323
00:16:47,446 --> 00:16:49,966
Box two is...
324
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Swarming with Panamanian hornets.
325
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:56,841
Ooh! They're the mean ones.
326
00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:06,621
[Rudy's voice] Okay, if I just stay
very still, maybe I won't disturb them.
327
00:17:06,622 --> 00:17:08,590
Seems to be working.
328
00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,052
Just a few more seconds.
329
00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:11,634
How you doing in there, Rudy?
330
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,795
[Screams]
331
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:16,851
[Buzzer]
332
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,612
And that's time!
333
00:17:22,663 --> 00:17:25,017
Congratulations, Rudy.
You survived the boxes,
334
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:28,545
and now you're just one
question away from $50,000.
335
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:29,836
And here it is.
336
00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:35,357
In martial arts, which color
represents the lowest belt?
337
00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:39,121
Mwuah!
338
00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:41,587
Oh, no I'm sorry.
339
00:17:41,588 --> 00:17:45,968
We were looking for "white" not "mwuah".
340
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,554
- Mwuah! Mwuah!
- Okay.
341
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- Join us next week when we...
- It's mwuah!
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Audience: Box That Head!
343
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,061
Mwuah!
344
00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:56,522
Mwuah! Mwuah!
345
00:17:57,365 --> 00:17:59,345
Mwuah!
346
00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:10,569
Whoa. A little higher
up here than I thought.
347
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,717
Now what?
348
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:17,618
I don't know. He said we'd
survive if we made it to the sign.
349
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:21,360
All right, we're here,
you crazy nut burger!
350
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,722
Okay, it's over.
351
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:26,123
We dodged spears, escaped traps,
beat tree fighters, and outran dogs...
352
00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:31,692
And I'm pretty sure I used
Poison Ivy as toilet paper.
353
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,766
Dolph: Congratulations.
354
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,904
Ready for the big twist?
355
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:39,004
Only one of you can be
the star of this movie.
356
00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:42,128
And that is the one who survives.
357
00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:43,643
Survives what?
358
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Each other!
359
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:47,291
Now fight!
360
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,209
What? That's not gonna happen.
361
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,730
- We're friends...
- [Grunts]
362
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,811
Kim, what are you doing?
363
00:18:52,812 --> 00:18:55,512
Don't fight me!
364
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,544
Stop! [Grunting]
365
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,123
Kim, think about what you're doing!
366
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:09,081
I am. I'm thinking about being a star.
367
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:12,221
- So long, Jack.
- No!
368
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:15,342
[Helicopter approaching]
369
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,102
Bravo, Kim. Bravo.
370
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:24,225
You truly are a star.
371
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:27,425
I'm not just a star.
I'm also a great actress.
372
00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:30,309
Let's not get crazy.
373
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,624
It's true.
374
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,627
I made you believe that
we were actually fighting.
375
00:19:34,628 --> 00:19:36,796
- Wait, you mean...
- [Austrian accent] That's right.
376
00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,257
Yak is back.
377
00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:42,271
[Grunting]
378
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,291
[Grunting]
379
00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,518
Whoa!
380
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,168
Wow. I guess his movie ended a little
bit differently than he thought it would.
381
00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:19,605
Yeah.
382
00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:22,835
Can you believe when we got here we were
worried about who was gonna be the star?
383
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:24,637
What do you mean "we"?
384
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:27,486
You're right. I'm sorry.
385
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:33,067
Look, Jack, I want you to
know I think you're amazing.
386
00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:40,940
Dolph: Cut!
387
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:44,961
I cut my leg and it really hurts!
388
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,437
Um, you ready to get out of here?
389
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:49,748
Let's go home.
390
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,049
Kickin' it with you!
391
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:55,897
- Hey, guys.
- All: Hey.
392
00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:58,600
- How you doing? Give me some.
- What's up, man?
393
00:20:58,601 --> 00:20:59,734
How was Hollywood?
394
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,419
Oh, the Director turned
out to be a maniac
395
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,121
and we sent him to jail
for the rest of his life.
396
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,875
Same old, same old.
397
00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:08,743
Oh, dude! We're missing
my favorite show!
398
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,095
Oh.
399
00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:11,746
[Game show music playing]
400
00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:13,782
Both: Box That Head!
401
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:15,310
What's "Box That Head"?
402
00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:16,785
Dude, this show is awesome.
403
00:21:16,786 --> 00:21:20,148
Yeah, they get some idiot to believe that
two of the boxes are safe, but they're not.
404
00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:22,757
All three of them are
full of painful things.
405
00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:25,039
This show is a big practical joke?
406
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,427
Yeah, it's a riot.
407
00:21:27,428 --> 00:21:29,228
Oh!
408
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,271
Where you going with with that Bo Staff?
409
00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:36,415
To see a man named Wink.
410
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:42,316